Category: Fantasy
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The Mummy Returns
Back at it again with the crazy adventure and no substance. With that said, this movie can at least be a little entertaining in its bonkers-dom.
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The Mummy (1999)
Happy 2025, everyone! Let’s celebrate with…Stephen Sommers? Sure.
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Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Though technically not a movie, I had to do the original justice after covering the remake. As a kid, I really took this special for granted, but now that I’m older, let’s celebrate Christmas right.
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A Christmas Carol (2009)
Well, if Jim Carrey is going to keep this Holiday Train rolling, I suppose I can too. Does it still hold up 15 years later?
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Yeah, I watched this movie a bunch as a kid, but my opinion has changed drastically since then. Let’s embarrass myself by going over what used to be my favorite holiday film this week.
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Willow
A world of magic, monsters, swords, evil queens, and that’s pretty much it in the land of Willow. I have a bit of a hard time saying anything exceptionally positive about this film, but maybe a closer look will shed some more light on it.
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The Dark Crystal
Ah, the beautiful and terrifying world of 80’s kid’s films. They don’t make ’em like they used to, and this movie is the perfect example of that. While not a flawless film, it’s certainly one of my childhood favorites so let’s take a look at The Dark Crystal!
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Sure this isn’t a bad Pirates movie, but it definitely isn’t a good one either. Also, does anyone really care at this point? That’s essentially the mindset, but let’s take a look at Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales anyway.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
[snore]…huh, what? Did I just watch a Pirates movie? [checks notes] Oh, apparently I did. Well I guess I have to review it, so this is…what was it called again? Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, that’s it!
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Well this is without a doubt the worst one. With tone shifts, character inconsistencies, and ridiculously complicated writing how could it not be? Sadly though, this is the life I’ve chosen.
