After all these years, I’m still not entirely sure what this movie is. Is it a reboot? Is it a sequel? I don’t know, but one thing I do know is it sucks.

So, this is a thing. Well, it’s been a thing for the past 20+ years, but it arguably shouldn’t be. Regardless, if it’s a thing that means I can review it.

Well, well, well. Apparently Spielberg didn’t have enough money, so this needed to happen. How else was he going to finance his private jet?

With the recent release of “Jurassic World: Rebirth,” I felt the need to make this iconic film series my next franchise to cover. Come with me on a beautiful (mostly crappy) journey through film history starting with the original movie that wowed us all.

My first Kurosawa film! We gotta start somewhere. Hopefully this’ll be something y’all enjoy. I know I will.

Hmm. Yep. Seems to me like we have another generic action thriller on our hands. This one has Michael Keaton in it though. So…better?

I don’t know what I’m doing. But that’s okay. Sometimes in life we don’t know what we’re doing. Let’s find out together.

Ah, puberty. What can ya do? Apparently transform into a giant red panda. We’ve all been there before, right?

When people ask me what my favorite Ghibli film is, this isn’t the first thing that comes to mind. Although, it’s been a minute since I’ve seen it. Has it been a hidden artistic gem all this time?

Our first Studio Ghibli movie! Ah, it feels good. Let’s start off strong with one of the most recognizable films in their illustrious line-up.