Category: Film
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The Scorpion King
Why does Hollywood hate us? Clearly they care more about making money than creating great films. With movies like this it shows.
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The Mummy Returns
Back at it again with the crazy adventure and no substance. With that said, this movie can at least be a little entertaining in its bonkers-dom.
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The Mummy (1999)
Happy 2025, everyone! Let’s celebrate with…Stephen Sommers? Sure.
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Home Alone
Ah, the Holiday family film that started it all by putting a nail through Daniel Stern’s foot and melting Joe Pesci’s head. Surely this is the feel good film we all remember.
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A Christmas Carol (2009)
Well, if Jim Carrey is going to keep this Holiday Train rolling, I suppose I can too. Does it still hold up 15 years later?
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Yeah, I watched this movie a bunch as a kid, but my opinion has changed drastically since then. Let’s embarrass myself by going over what used to be my favorite holiday film this week.
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Glass
So…uh…this is a thing. It’s weird, I hadn’t actually heard of this movie until a couple weeks ago. This bodes great for the quality. I’ve since seen the film and I can confidently say that I’m not a fan. To some degree, it’s nice to see the OG’s back, but at what cost? Well, that’s…
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Split
It only felt natural to cover this film after Unbreakable. So, what’s the deal with Split? I actually have mixed feelings on this movie that’re kinda hard to describe in words. There are things I like, but also things I don’t like. When the credits rolled after I saw it the first time, I was…

