Tag: Action

  • The Scorpion King

    The Scorpion King

    Why does Hollywood hate us? Clearly they care more about making money than creating great films. With movies like this it shows.

  • The Mummy Returns

    The Mummy Returns

    Back at it again with the crazy adventure and no substance. With that said, this movie can at least be a little entertaining in its bonkers-dom.

  • The Mummy (1999)

    The Mummy (1999)

    Happy 2025, everyone! Let’s celebrate with…Stephen Sommers? Sure.

  • Glass

    Glass

    So…uh…this is a thing. It’s weird, I hadn’t actually heard of this movie until a couple weeks ago. This bodes great for the quality. I’ve since seen the film and I can confidently say that I’m not a fan. To some degree, it’s nice to see the OG’s back, but at what cost? Well, that’s…

  • Split

    Split

    It only felt natural to cover this film after Unbreakable. So, what’s the deal with Split? I actually have mixed feelings on this movie that’re kinda hard to describe in words. There are things I like, but also things I don’t like. When the credits rolled after I saw it the first time, I was…

  • Unbreakable

    Unbreakable

    My first Shyamalan film on this site. It likely won’t be the last, but I at least want to start with one I consider to be good. It’s crazy how this movie makes ordinary people having superpowers seem normal. Incredibles might just have to do it better in a few years. However, I said this…

  • Avatar

    Avatar

    One of the highest grossing movies of all time: Blue people on planet Not-Well-Hidden Metaphor. How did we let this happen? That’s the question I’ve been trying to answer ever since I saw this movie the first time, and hopefully this closer look at Avatar will shed some light on it.

  • Willow

    Willow

    A world of magic, monsters, swords, evil queens, and that’s pretty much it in the land of Willow. I have a bit of a hard time saying anything exceptionally positive about this film, but maybe a closer look will shed some more light on it.

  • Full Metal Jacket

    Full Metal Jacket

    ARE YOU READY TO EXPERIENCE WAR IN ITS PUREST FORM, MAGGOTS? WELL, ARE YOU?! Sorry, I’ll stop yelling at you. If you’re ready for this one, then come with me and I’ll cover you on this review of Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Sure this isn’t a bad Pirates movie, but it definitely isn’t a good one either. Also, does anyone really care at this point? That’s essentially the mindset, but let’s take a look at Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales anyway.