Tag: Action
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The Scorpion King
Why does Hollywood hate us? Clearly they care more about making money than creating great films. With movies like this it shows.
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The Mummy Returns
Back at it again with the crazy adventure and no substance. With that said, this movie can at least be a little entertaining in its bonkers-dom.
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The Mummy (1999)
Happy 2025, everyone! Let’s celebrate with…Stephen Sommers? Sure.
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Glass
So…uh…this is a thing. It’s weird, I hadn’t actually heard of this movie until a couple weeks ago. This bodes great for the quality. I’ve since seen the film and I can confidently say that I’m not a fan. To some degree, it’s nice to see the OG’s back, but at what cost? Well, that’s…
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Split
It only felt natural to cover this film after Unbreakable. So, what’s the deal with Split? I actually have mixed feelings on this movie that’re kinda hard to describe in words. There are things I like, but also things I don’t like. When the credits rolled after I saw it the first time, I was…
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Avatar
One of the highest grossing movies of all time: Blue people on planet Not-Well-Hidden Metaphor. How did we let this happen? That’s the question I’ve been trying to answer ever since I saw this movie the first time, and hopefully this closer look at Avatar will shed some light on it.
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Willow
A world of magic, monsters, swords, evil queens, and that’s pretty much it in the land of Willow. I have a bit of a hard time saying anything exceptionally positive about this film, but maybe a closer look will shed some more light on it.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Sure this isn’t a bad Pirates movie, but it definitely isn’t a good one either. Also, does anyone really care at this point? That’s essentially the mindset, but let’s take a look at Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales anyway.


