Tag: Adventure

  • The Scorpion King

    The Scorpion King

    Why does Hollywood hate us? Clearly they care more about making money than creating great films. With movies like this it shows.

  • The Mummy Returns

    The Mummy Returns

    Back at it again with the crazy adventure and no substance. With that said, this movie can at least be a little entertaining in its bonkers-dom.

  • The Mummy (1999)

    The Mummy (1999)

    Happy 2025, everyone! Let’s celebrate with…Stephen Sommers? Sure.

  • Glass

    Glass

    So…uh…this is a thing. It’s weird, I hadn’t actually heard of this movie until a couple weeks ago. This bodes great for the quality. I’ve since seen the film and I can confidently say that I’m not a fan. To some degree, it’s nice to see the OG’s back, but at what cost? Well, that’s…

  • Split

    Split

    It only felt natural to cover this film after Unbreakable. So, what’s the deal with Split? I actually have mixed feelings on this movie that’re kinda hard to describe in words. There are things I like, but also things I don’t like. When the credits rolled after I saw it the first time, I was…

  • Unbreakable

    Unbreakable

    My first Shyamalan film on this site. It likely won’t be the last, but I at least want to start with one I consider to be good. It’s crazy how this movie makes ordinary people having superpowers seem normal. Incredibles might just have to do it better in a few years. However, I said this…

  • Avatar

    Avatar

    One of the highest grossing movies of all time: Blue people on planet Not-Well-Hidden Metaphor. How did we let this happen? That’s the question I’ve been trying to answer ever since I saw this movie the first time, and hopefully this closer look at Avatar will shed some light on it.

  • Willow

    Willow

    A world of magic, monsters, swords, evil queens, and that’s pretty much it in the land of Willow. I have a bit of a hard time saying anything exceptionally positive about this film, but maybe a closer look will shed some more light on it.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Sure this isn’t a bad Pirates movie, but it definitely isn’t a good one either. Also, does anyone really care at this point? That’s essentially the mindset, but let’s take a look at Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales anyway.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    [snore]…huh, what? Did I just watch a Pirates movie? [checks notes] Oh, apparently I did. Well I guess I have to review it, so this is…what was it called again? Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, that’s it!