Tag: Universal Pictures
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The Scorpion King
Why does Hollywood hate us? Clearly they care more about making money than creating great films. With movies like this it shows.
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The Mummy Returns
Back at it again with the crazy adventure and no substance. With that said, this movie can at least be a little entertaining in its bonkers-dom.
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The Mummy (1999)
Happy 2025, everyone! Let’s celebrate with…Stephen Sommers? Sure.
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Yeah, I watched this movie a bunch as a kid, but my opinion has changed drastically since then. Let’s embarrass myself by going over what used to be my favorite holiday film this week.
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Glass
So…uh…this is a thing. It’s weird, I hadn’t actually heard of this movie until a couple weeks ago. This bodes great for the quality. I’ve since seen the film and I can confidently say that I’m not a fan. To some degree, it’s nice to see the OG’s back, but at what cost? Well, that’s…
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Split
It only felt natural to cover this film after Unbreakable. So, what’s the deal with Split? I actually have mixed feelings on this movie that’re kinda hard to describe in words. There are things I like, but also things I don’t like. When the credits rolled after I saw it the first time, I was…
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The Dark Crystal
Ah, the beautiful and terrifying world of 80’s kid’s films. They don’t make ’em like they used to, and this movie is the perfect example of that. While not a flawless film, it’s certainly one of my childhood favorites so let’s take a look at The Dark Crystal!
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12 Monkeys
In a world where the human race has been ravaged by a deadly virus, Bruce Willis must save the day! Or maybe not. Let’s find out…
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The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Alternate title: What Skye Aspires to Be, this is a film that reminds us of the values of the simple pleasures in life and what constitutes an unhealthy work environment.
